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Clarencethehorse’s Blog: 2010 in Review

Posted in Boston Bruins, Hockey, Movies, Music with tags , on January 13, 2011 by clarencethehorse

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Crunchy numbers

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Madison Square Garden can seat 20,000 people for a concert. This blog was viewed about 69,000 times in 2010. If it were a concert at Madison Square Garden, it would have performed about 3 times.

In 2010, there were 35 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 63 posts. There were 232 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 79mb. That’s about 4 pictures per week.

The busiest day of the year was October 6th with 6,107 views. The most popular post that day was Momentum Screeches to a Halt for the Bruins.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were motherpucker.ca, mail.live.com, search.aol.com, facebook.com, and intranet.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for amy winehouse, sideshow bob, alex ovechkin, grateful dead, and ovechkin.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

1

Momentum Screeches to a Halt for the Bruins November 2009
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2

Black Hawks, Rangers Overpower Flat Bruins January 2010
6 comments

3

Grateful Dead’s Spirit is Alive and Well in 2010 February 2010

4

Capitals Win Eleventh in a Row as Bruins Lose Eighth in a Row, 4-1; Milton Supman is recalled February 2010
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5

Red-Hot Capitals Provide Huge Challenge for Struggling Bruins February 2010

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Blake Wheeler Sucks (Bruins lose to Ottawa, 2-0)

Posted in Boston Bruins, Hockey, Music, Television with tags , , , , , , , , on November 14, 2010 by clarencethehorse

Blake Wheeler is probably a nice guy. The kind of guy that would drive you to the airport, or let you borrow his golf shoes.  But as a hockey player currently for the Boston Bruins, he sucks.  I’m sick of hearing about his potential. Comparisons to Cam Neely?? Please.

It looks like he even sucks as a drummer:

I could sit here all night and bash “Bad Blake” Wheeler, really earning that nickname last night on one play in particular…all he had to do was NOT hit the puck with his glove. Click below to see the clip courtesy NHL.com:

And I could bash the Bruins, too, for the entire team’s lack of urgency in last night’s 2-0 loss to the Ottawa Senators.

But I’m going to let someone else do it.

Take it away, TuukkaTime

Tim Thomas (8-1-0) took the loss to end his season-opening eight-game winning streak.

The entire Bruins team was flat in last night’s embarrassing home loss. So flat, in fact, that 42-year-old Mark Recchi felt the need to drop the gloves with Chris Campoli, something Recchi hasn’t done since March 2004. Recchi earned the victory nod with a closing takedown:

Some Past Mark Recchi Fights…

We will have to wait until tomorrow night to see if Recchi’s message got through to these young Bruins.  The underachieving 5-10-2 New Jersey Devils visit the Garden on Monday with underperforming Ilya Kovalchuk in tow.  From last week…

Wanna Get Away?

Bruins Rally; Club Defenseless Penguins 7-4

Posted in Boston Bruins, Hockey, Movies, Music, Television with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 11, 2010 by clarencethehorse

Relax, PETA. Save your misguided vitriol…

And remember one thing: penguins would kill you if they could.

This past Wednesday night, the Bruins entered the third period in Pittsburgh behind 4-2. In a hard-fought first two periods that featured three good fracas:

..as well as Milan Lucic almost taking the dreaded “opposing bench plunge”:

…the Bruins just could not seem to click, and were being beaten to pucks in all zones. One thing for sure: last season’s Boston Bruins would have folded* like a Circus Tent and lost the game without much of a third period fight.

I’m not sure what happened in the Bruins locker room in between the second and third periods, but the Bruins came out for the third period as a team with a purpose…maybe Claude Julien gave his troops a motivational speech:

Whatever the reason, the Bruins turned a 4-2 deficit into a 7-4 runaway victory by throwing a good old-fashioned 5-0 third period on the beaten and stunned Penguins.

The five unanswered third period goals came from Nathan Horton (7), Zdeno Chara (3), Shawn Thornton (3, game winner), “Bad Blake” Wheeler (2) and Milan Lucic (6), as 15 players registered points on the night for the Bruins.  Only Mark Stuart, Andrew Ference and Danielle Paille were held off the scoreboard by the Penguins.

Watch and enjoy:

The Penguins peppered Bruins goalie Tim Thomas with 46 shots on the night, but Thomas continued his white-hot (and historic) start to improve to 8-0-0.

Random Bruins Notes:

  • Toronto has lost seven straight games as of Wednesday.  Bruins fans can only hope those struggles continue, as the Bruins hold Toronto’s first round pick in next summer’s draft from the Phil Kessel signing. Another high first-rounder for the Bruins perhaps?
  • The Bruins suffered a pretty bad hangover the next night against Montreal at the Garden, as the lost 3-1 with Tuukka Rask in goal for the B’s. Carey Price started in goal for Montreal, and frustrated the B’s at every turn. Tied at one entering the third, Brian Gionta and Scott Gomez scored third period goals to help Montreal defeat the Bruins 3-1.
  • The Montreal loss put Rask at 0-4-1 on the season. This is no indication of how Rask has been playing, but it’ll be nice to get Tuukka that first ‘W’ of the season.

The Bruins play an always dangerous Ottawa Senators team at the Garden tonight…here’s hoping that my old friend Rene Rancourt performs the national anthems before tonight’s game.

If Rene does the honors tonight, Clarence guarantees a win for the Bruins against the Senators.

* Folding:

Bob Mould at the Met in Pawtucket this past Monday performing “Wishing Well”:

Boston Bruins Not Doubting Thomas; Goalie Remains Undefeated as Bruins Cool Off

Posted in Boston Bruins, History, Hockey, Movies, Music, Television with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 7, 2010 by clarencethehorse

The Boston Bruins started November with three games in four nights, and were hoping to build on the momentum of their 6-2 October.  Goaltender Tim Thomas was a large part of that momentum, as he took a 6-0-0 record into Buffalo to start the three game stretch. The Sabres, at 3-7-1, were struggling like Snooki at a spelling bee….could this be a ‘trap’ game?

The Bruins let it be known that they would be falling for no traps, as they jumped out to a 3-0 first period lead on the strength of shorthanded goals from Brad Marchand (1) and Patrice Bergeron (2). “Bad Blake”  Wheeler added his first of the season, on the strength of a terrific pass from Michael Ryder.

Marchand‘s goal was his first of his career, and the Bruins first shorthanded goal of the season:

Ryder, who seems to have gotten some type of B-12 shot  this season, scored in the second to make it 4-0.  Ryder’s intensity has been a pleasant surprise this season…but he’s still nauseatingly  overpaid at $4 million a season. The Bruins held on for a 5-2 win, as Milan Lucic added an empty netter and Thomas made 33 saves.

Thomas became the first goalie in Boston Bruins franchise history to start the season 7-0-0, and the 2010-11 Boston Bruins team became the first to open the season at 5-0-0 on the road.

Lucic has points in eight of the Bruins’ first nine games, and the comparisons to Cam Neely do not seem as far-fetched as they once did.

Game Notes:

  • This game was the 1,000th NHL game for local product Mike Grier.
  • The Bruins are now 4-0-0 in games in which they are outshot. From the “meaningless stats” file.
  • Word has it that Marco Sturm is making strides in getting back into the Bruins’ lineup. Sources say he should be ready to get back on the ice and re-injure himself in 4-6 weeks.

Clarence had to DVR the Bruins next game against the Washington Capitals, as I was giddily attending the Guided By Voices Classic Lineup Reunion show at the Paradise. But having already beaten Washington twice already this young season, the Bruins should have expected a very tough game. Tim Thomas was back in net for the B’s, and the Bruins left him out to dry for most of the first two periods.  The B’s were behind 3-0 entering the third period, and coach Claude Julien pulled Thomas and put in Tuukka Rask.  From the fast-forward DVR review of the game, the Bruins seemed to be turning the puck over in the neutral zone quite a bit. This was something they had not been doing this season, and an instant-offense team like Washington will take advantage of many of these mistakes.  And they did.  The Bruins mounted an admirable comeback in the third to make it 3-3, but Rask let in a long snapper by John Carlson, then Alex Ovechkin added an empty-netter to make it a 5-3 final and a win for the Capitals.

Since Rask was in net when the Bruins tied the game at three, he became the goalie of record and took the loss….thus keeping Timmy  still undefeated (7-0-0) on the season.

Here’s the highlights of this game courtesy NHL.COM:

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The St. Louis Blues came to the Garden leading the NHL’s Central Division with a 7-1-2 record, with ex-Canadien Jaroslav Halak between the pipes. Ex-Bruin Vladimir Sobotka got the Blues out to a 1-0 lead in the first, as the Bruins struggled to beat the omnipresent Halak.  Tuukka was in net for the Bruins, and played well (34 saves).  Nathan Horton hit more posts than Patches Kennedy driving to a 2:00 a.m. House vote, and Mark Stuart had a great hit on Jay McClement followed by a good bout against B.J. Crombeen:

…but the Bruins seemed a step behind all night, and when they did get their chances, Halak stoned them.

Gregory Campbell scored his first as a Bruin to tie it at one in the third, and give the Bruins a chance to get the two points.  The OT period was scoreless, and although the shootout featured Tyler Seguin‘s first shootout goal (a beauty), the Bruins (again) clanked TWO posts and ended up losing the game:

Obviously not the best of stretches for the Bruins, but they still gathered three out of a possible six points over the four night span…far from a disaster .

The B’s have a few days off before they face the Penguins in Pittsburgh on Wednesday night, followed by home games against Montreal and Ottawa on Thursday and Saturday nights respectively.

Boston Bruins Streak into November

Posted in Boston Bruins, History, Hockey, Music, Television with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on November 2, 2010 by clarencethehorse

There was a moment at the Garden last Thursday that seemed to symbolize the dawn of a new era for Bruins’ hockey:

Phil Kessel, in town with his fellow Maple Leafs and still pointless (in both ways) at the Garden as a Leaf, said he “couldn’t care less” about the crowd’s chant.  Tyler Seguin had just scored his first (of many?) goal at the Garden, and his presence on the Bruins is a result of the draft pick that Toronto gave us for Phil Kessel.

It was a magic early season moment at the Garden. Remember how the Bruins came out of the gate last season?  For whatever reason, they could never gain any traction…and, at times, looked absolutely terrible.

And when they did finally get traction in the playoffs, that ended abruptly…

Well, the Bruins seem to have found their stride much more quickly this season than last.  Last season, they struggled right from the get-go to establish any team identity, especially on home ice. It’s only eight games, but a 6-2 record only tells part of the story.   Following a 1-1 trip to open the season in Prague, the Bruins have gone 5-1.

Some key early season statistics:

  • Following their opening 5-2 loss to Phoenix, the Bruins have allowed 6 goals in 7 games. Wow.
  • Tim Thomas is leading the defensive stampede, going 6-0 with a .984 SV% and a 0.50 GA. He already has three shutouts, and would have four, if he didn’t handle the puck like Diane Wilkerson handles tax returns.
  • The Bruins have the largest GF/GA differential (+13), and have played in the fewest games (8) in the league.
  • Nathan Horton scored 5 goals in his first six games; and his scrap with Dion Phaneuf of the Leafs was the start of a Garden love affair. This guy is a Bruin.
  • The David Krejci, Horton, and Milan Lucic line has combined for 26 points and a +16…in only eight games.
  • Tyler Seguin and Jordan Caron both got their first NHL goals out of the way early…and both have scored two more since.
  • Bruins win both ends of a home-and-home series against league powerhouse Washington, in which they outscored the Caps 7-2.
  • After a brief stumble against the Rangers, losing 3-2, the Bruins and Tim Thomas post back to back shutouts against Toronto and Ottawa to close out October at 6-2.

I know.  A small sample indeed.  But the Bruins are hitting all the right notes…which can’t be said of everyone at the Garden so far this season:

In the 3-1 Bruins victory over the Capitals on October 19, Milan Lucic had a “Gordie Howe hat trick“.  Looch had fought, and lost to, John Erskine earlier in his career.  As Brick points out, this one was percolating all night:

Milt Schmidt Night at the Garden

It was also Milt Schmidt Night on Thursday October 28, and Uncle Milty was honored in a pregame ceremony that showed the respect that Bruins fans have for this 92-year old legend, and what he’s done for this organization.  Schmidt played with the Bruins from 1936 to 1942, then again from 1945 to 1955 after serving in World War II in the Royal Canadian Air Force. He put up 229-346-575 totals in 776 games and won Stanley Cups in 1939 and 1941, then helped guide the Bruins to their two most recent championships in 1970 and 1972 as the club’s GM.

The Bruins have a grueling schedule in November. When they face-off against the Sabres in Buffalo tomorrow night, it will begin a stretch of 14 games in 27 days.

So the Bruins have gotten off the tee nicely…let’s see how their fairway game is.

This Week’s “How Did This Happen?” Clip:

And one last reminder for all you politically ambitious kids out there….zip up!

Cool Kane Karma Comes for Cowardly Cooke

Posted in Hockey, Music, Television with tags , , , , , , , on April 13, 2010 by clarencethehorse

The cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished in one incarnation according to that person’s deeds in the previous incarnation.

Cooke Hit on Savard – Was it Dirty or Not?

Posted in Boston Bruins, Hockey, Music, Television with tags , , , , , , , , on March 9, 2010 by clarencethehorse

Covering the Boston Bruins has, quite honestly, become more of a burden than I had envisioned it to be when I started this blog.  The success of last season really sucked me in….but this season has just really sucked. So I will no longer pretend to be following the Bruins season, but will be making entries about other crap.   By coincidence only, the first topic is a Bruins topic – was Matt Cooke‘s hit on Marc Savard a cheap shot?   One thing is for sure – the Bruins playoff hopes may have been taken off the ice on the same stretcher as Savard on Sunday afternoon in Pittsburg.

Song of the Week: Jamie T. – “368”

Jamie T is a 24-year-old English singer/songwriter from Wimbledon, South London.  Think Pete Doherty off heroin jammin’ with the Arctic Monkeys and Gorillaz….but not the Monkeessorry, fellas….what a simian digression.

….oh, Fiddlesticks…what the heck: